Archive for the 'Current Affairs' Category

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Thursday, September 4th, 2008

Apparently, SAF has announced the introduction of a new combat uniform.

As you can see, we look like Predators in camouflage mode now, which is awesome for jungle warfare.
I can imagine:
(Singapore soldier jumps out of nowhere and dismembers the enemy troops.)
Enemy A: “What the fruck… What just hit us?”
Enemy B: “Holy shit… I swear it was [...]

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Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

Following the success of our table tennis and swimming “talents” from China, it is no surprise if we see Jamaican sprinters and Kenyan marathon runners shopping for groceries at our local supermarkets soon.
You know what’s coming in London 2012.


gary says:
snatch ur seat at the food court, u happy anot?
Robin says:
LOL
gary says:
we just saw the seat, [...]

I heart SG…

Saturday, August 9th, 2008

Robin says:
Sexy Girl?

LOL. Ok, happy birthday to my homeland. I shall be patriotic today!
43 years of controlled democracy and counting! We may be small but don’t look down on us! World class airport, world class zoo, world class government, world class military defense, world class performing arts venue, world class observation wheel and lots [...]

What?! No live telecast?

Monday, July 28th, 2008

What a farce.
The Samba boys hit our shores for a friendly match and Mediacorp decides not to show it live on TV!

Apparently it’s not to affect the sales of the match tickets which many believed to be grossly overpriced in the first place. But that’s another story.
I mean… It’s the Singapore team playing on Singapore [...]

$1m for Mas.

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008

SINGAPORE – A cash reward of S$1 million is being offered for information leading to the apprehension of Mas Selamat inside or outside Singapore.
The million dollar reward was put up by two private individuals who had approached the Home Affairs Ministry.
Mr Wong said the individuals had asked the ministry to operationalise their proposal because they [...]

Suck up, or ship out.

Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008

No, I ain’t gonna blog about going to the stadium just now to witness the horrific 7-3 defeat of Singapore at the hands of Uzbekistan. It was a disgrace and that’s it, period.
Suck up, or ship out.
That’s the world we live in today.
This isn’t some Hollywood movie. True justice never prevails. You may say I [...]

The end is near.

Friday, May 30th, 2008

If you wanna view videos from the China earthquake and Burma cyclone, here are some links.
China earthquake: [link]
Burma cyclone: [link]
And if you’re interested, there’s a super volcano under Yellowstone Park in the United States which could threaten the entire human race if it erupts.
It follows a eruption cycle of once every 600,000 years. Apparently, the [...]

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